Treasure Hunt

So I scour the WHOLE friggin Mantri Mall - So called the LARGEST mall in India to look for

just

one

teeny

weeny

hair

product.

In the WHOLE mall, for all of its glamour and reputed hair salons,

I CANT FIND ONE DECENT HAIR WAX/CLAY PRODUCT.

All I can find is beeswax oily crap whose oil content is bound

to grow you an army of pimples and another

wax the hardness of which is likened to erectile dysfunction.

And then I find it!

An acceptable hair wax

the price of which is more than tripled the cost

of a better brand widely available in Malaysia.

But who cares? A dude's gotta get his hair wax groove on.

Did I mention I suffered a friggin

monsoon storm on the way back by bike??

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