Ive been diagnosed guys.

I know why Im so CHUBBY now. Its from Hypertrophy of Buccinator muscle. Why? A condition called

CHRONIC SMILING.

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Pakcik auto tadi malaikat rupenye nak bagi aku pengajaran.

Pakcik auto: U give me extra 10 rupees if i send inside Ramaiah hosp? (senyuman manis)

Me: Oh why? If outside no extra 10 rupees right? I can walk bhaiya no problem (gelak)

Pakcik auto: (turut gelak) Pls bhaiya just 10 rupees (senyuman serious manis)

Me: (tergerak hati) You need money is it?

*dia angguk*

Me: No problem u need money i give. Its only 10 rupees.

*pakcik auto sgt gumbira I bagi 15rupees je lebeh. Puji I baik hati sume.

Me: If you're happy, Im happy bhaiya.

*Masuk kolej amik helmet kuar kolej tetiba dia dtg blk.*

Pakcik auto: I came back, because u left your book on the seat. (senyuman manis)

Me: (pun tersenyum) You see, god has given us a sign. It is the heart that truly matters.

Pakcik auto: (Sage nod)

My last line sgt lame I know but u cant imagine how great it felt to say it and mean it at the same time.

The Community Medicine dudes said this.

There's an important job needed to be done, Everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that everybody got blamed when nobody did what anybody could have done.

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Some haha's

"Social compulsion + IGNORANCE = more PREGNANCIES" - quote from Shantaram, community medicine teacher.

Hilarity. How can u not love the guy.

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The Tosai/Dosa epiphany

Happiness in my life is exactly proportionate to how delicious a fermented crepe or pancake made from rice batter is. And right now an order of plain dosa for lunch is an unequaled slice of euphoria.

Happy is a choice. Choose it my friends!

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